>>> This is the portfolio of writer Jamie Lauren Keiles. <<<
(Here is a list of books I'm reading.)

 

my very best stuff

 

On my very first sip of Coca-Cola* (Eater); on viral meme-turned-rapper Bhad Bhabie (New York Times Magazine); on waiting in line (Racked); on the Balenciaga Triple S sneaker (SSENSE); on nudists (Racked); on Phillip Roth, Juicy Couture, and the Jewish American Princess (Vox); on the California Superbloom (New Yorker, online); on optimizing your flesh prison (The Awl); on squats (New Yorker, online); on the parallel holes of Instagram and depression (Medium)

*Nominated for a 2017 James Beard Award; 2017 AFJ Awards finalist

my other also good stuff

2018

 

 


2017

On professional wedding proposal planners (New York Times Magazine); on Cardi B (New York Times Magazine); on the Overwatch League Grand Finals (Thrillist); on making your smartphone dumber (GQ); on private security for the rich but not famous (TOPIC); on treadmill running in virtual reality (Outside); on Narcan (The Outline); on hand-painted advertisements (New York Times Styles); on new technology for queers seeking queers (New York Times Styles); on oyster farming (Saveur); on marble carving (No Man's Land, print only)

On national parks (The New York Times Magazine); on translating SpongeBob SquarePants to Broadway (The Outline); ; on slime (New Yorker, online); on dealing drugs in self-driving cars (New York Times Magazine); on boating with boomers through the Okeechobee Canal (New York Times Magazine); on SUPERFOODS (New York Times Magazine); on Barbara Kruger, hypebeasts, and Supreme (New Yorker, online); on America's most beautiful freeway interchange (No Man's Land, print only); on noted teen eccentric Lil Yachty (New York Times Magazine); on #influencers (WIRED); on bus fiends (New Yorker, online); on amateur dermatology (New Yorker, online) 

2016

On millennials watching cat videos for pay (New York Times Magazine); on hoarding empty yogurt containers (Lucky Peach); on Fetty Wap (New York Times Magazine); on becoming a hat person (NY Mag

2015

On visiting the world's largest drugstore (Vice); on plugging your ears with foam (New York Times Magazine); on fourth-wave coffee (The Hairpin); on extreme self care for modern ladies (Vice);; on revenge for millennials (The Awl); on the penis on page 602 of the 1975 Fall/Winter Sears catalog (Medium's The Message); on scented candles and self-actualization (NY Mag); on sweating (NY Mag); on assplay (Gawker); on God (The Awl)

 

I also write sometimes for the good 'n zany New York Times Labs Section, which is print only.  

 

teaching

 

I teach an occasional basics of freelance writing class, sometimes alone and sometimes in collaboration with my friend and editor Leah Finnegan. The workshop covers all the basics of pitching ideas, working with editors, and asking for money.  To bring us to your college or writing group, drop me an email at jamiekeiles@gmail. Upcoming and prior dates are listed below:     

UPCOMING 2019
February @ Catapult NYC (info soon) 
February @ The University of Georgia (info soon)

PAST
2018
Feb/Mar @ Catapult NYC
May 4 @ The University of Chicago
Jun/Jul @ Catapult NYC
Sept 8 @ Queens Public Library (Ridgewood Branch)
Nov 9 @ The University of Chicago
Nov 26 @ Queens Public Library (Main Branch)
Nov 17 + Dec 1 @ Sarah Lawrence College

I've written some blog posts about freelance writing here, here, here, and here

 

contact info

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Based in Queens, New York; email, if you must, can go to jamiekeiles@gmail
My tweets are here; my Insta is here; here is my very irregular newsletter about shopping
Represented by Marya Spence at Janklow & Nesbit

 

about me

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I write moderately about the best way to arrange the time before death. Frequently this writing is funny, though that's usually incidental. Due to popular demand, I have honed a few rudimentary reporting techniques and can now skate by as a serious journalist. In any case, I try to do work that entertains people and makes them feel calm and smart. 


born New Year's Day '92
KEILES is pronounced KAY-liss

On podcasts: talking about depression, talking about SpongeBob.