New York Times Magazine

On A.S.M.R.; on Juice WRLD, hip-hop, and emo; on professional wedding proposal planners; on Cardi B; on national parks; on dealing drugs in self-driving cars; on boating with boomers through the Okeechobee Canal; on SUPERFOODS; on noted teen eccentric Lil Yachty; on millennials watching cat videos for pay; on Fetty Wap; on plugging your ears with foam; on viral meme-turned-rapper Bhad Bhabie

New York Magazine

On becoming a hat person; on scented candles and self-actualization; on sweating

New Yorker Digital

On the California Superbloom; on bus fiends; on amateur dermatology; on slime; on Barbara Kruger, hypebeasts, and Supreme; on squats


On private security for the rich but not famous

Defunct Sites (R.I.P)

On revenge for millennials (The Awl); on God (The Awl); on optimizing your flesh prison (The Awl); on fourth-wave coffee (The Hairpin); on hoarding empty yogurt containers (Lucky Peach); on the penis on page 602 of the 1975 Fall/Winter Sears catalog (Medium's The Message); on assplay (Gawker); on the parallel holes of Instagram and depression (Medium’s The Message)

New York Times Styles

On free snacks at work; on new technology for queers seeking queers; on hand-painted advertisements

Vox Media, et al.

On waiting in line (Racked); on nudists (Racked); on Phillip Roth, Juicy Couture, and the Jewish American Princess (Vox); on my very first sip of Coca-Cola (Eater)


On the Balenciaga Triple S sneaker; on polar fleece

Random Print Mags

On making your smartphone dumber (GQ); on treadmill running in virtual reality (Outside); on oyster farming (Saveur); on marble carving (No Man's Land, print only); on America's most beautiful freeway interchange (No Man's Land, print only); on #influencers (WIRED)

The Outline

On Narcan; on translating SpongeBob SquarePants to Broadway


On visiting the world's largest drugstore; on extreme self care for modern ladies


On the Overwatch League Grand Finals